Vampire Slayer (35.492% THCA) – Premium THCA Flower
Vampire Slayer is a heavy indica THCA strain with sharp orange-citrus, lavender, and earthy spice notes backed by serious potency. Testing at 35.492% THCA with 2.045% total terpenes, this batch delivers dense, resinous buds and a deeply relaxing body effect tailored for nighttime use and serious unwinding.
Overview
Vampire Slayer leans into a terpene profile dominated by limonene, linalool, β-caryophyllene, α-pinene, and α-humulene. The result is a complex aroma that blends bright citrus, floral lavender, cinnamon-like spice, pine, and rich earth. This flower is ideal for end-of-day sessions, couch time, and heavy relaxation when you are ready to shut the world out.
Highlights
- Potency: 35.492% THCA
- Total THC: 31.266%
- Total Cannabinoids: 38.263%
- Total Terpenes: 2.045%
- Top Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, β-Caryophyllene, α-Pinene, α-Humulene
- Type: Indica-dominant THCA flower
- Experience: Heavy, calming, body-melting relaxation with a warm, soothing headspace
Aroma and Flavor
Vampire Slayer presents an assertive nose built around orange zest, lavender, cinnamon spice, pine, and earthy kush tones. Limonene drives the citrus snap, linalool contributes soft floral sweetness, and β-caryophyllene adds warm, peppery spice. α-Pinene and α-humulene layer in pine forest and earthy notes. The flavor carries citrus and spice on the inhale, with a piney, earthy finish that lingers on the palate.
Effects
This strain delivers a strong, fast-acting body high that settles heavily into the muscles and joints. Many users may feel stress and tension fade into a comfortable, sedated calm. Vampire Slayer is best suited for evenings, late nights, and recovery days when deep relaxation, couch-lock, or sleep support is the goal. Expect a heavy, immersive experience more than a functional daytime buzz.
Strain Background
Vampire Slayer has built a reputation among indica fans for its dense structure, thick trichome coverage, and complex terpene expression. Known for its potent effects and robust aroma, it sits comfortably in the category of heavy nighttime strains designed for serious chill.
The combination of citrus, floral, spice, and pine in its terpene profile creates a layered sensory experience that stands apart from simpler kush cultivars. Its strong cannabinoid numbers and terpene load make it a compelling option for connoisseurs chasing both flavor and impact.
This batch showcases what Vampire Slayer is known for: big potency, bold aroma, and a slow, heavy melt into the couch once the session is over.
Lab Results
- THCA: 35.492%
- Total THC: 31.266%
- Total Cannabinoids: 38.263%
- CBGA: 1.664% | CBG: 0.176%
- CBCA: 0.657%
- Total Terpenes: 2.045%
- Top Terpenes: Limonene (0.653%), Linalool (0.438%), β-Caryophyllene (0.342%), α-Pinene (0.278%), Ocimene (0.090%), α-Humulene (0.080%)
- Primary Aromas: Orange, Lavender, Cinnamon, Pine, Earthy
- Cannabinoid Test Date: 03/31/2025
- Terpene Test Date: 08/08/2025
Storage Instructions
Store Vampire Slayer in an airtight container in a cool, dark, and dry location. Avoid exposing the flower to heat, light, or humidity, as these conditions degrade cannabinoids and terpenes. Keep the container sealed when not in use and do not refrigerate or freeze unless storing long-term.
thisthat CBD Quality Standards
All thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp guidelines and are packaged for discreet shipping to qualifying states. Each batch is inspected for potency, cleanliness, moisture, and aroma before release.
Legal and Medical Disclaimer
This product contains hemp-derived THCA and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Effects may vary. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check your local laws before purchasing or consuming.
