Dante's Inferno (29.944% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower
Dante's Inferno is an Indica-dominant hybrid THCa flower strain bred from Oreoz × Devil Driver — a collaboration between Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman. This living soil batch tests at 29.944% THCa with 1.940% total terpenes, anchored by a heavy myrcene-led profile that delivers the deeply relaxing, dessert-forward experience this lineage is famous for.
Overview
Dante's Inferno earns its reputation through one of the most classic indica-leaning hybrid terpene stacks available. The dominant terpenes are β-Myrcene (0.66%), Limonene (0.42%), Linalool (0.22%), α-Cedrene (0.20%), α-Humulene (0.08%) — a myrcene-forward profile balanced by citrus brightness, lavender-soft linalool, and an unusual cedar-spice undertone from α-Cedrene. The result is a strain that smells like warm cookie dough wrapped in earthy fuel and finished with a soft floral exhale.
At 0.66% β-myrcene, this batch sits at the high end of the spectrum for relaxation-driving terpene content — well above the 0.5% threshold often cited for that characteristic "couch" effect.
Highlights
- Potency: 29.944% THCa
- Total THC: 26.521%
- Total CBD: 0.054%
- Total Cannabinoids: 31.959%
- Total Terpenes: 1.940%
- Top Terpenes: β-Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, α-Cedrene, α-Humulene
- Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
- Grow Method: Living Soil
- Lineage: Oreoz × Devil Driver (Clearwater Genetics × Tiki Madman)
- Experience: Heavy-bodied relaxation, euphoric, dessert-sweet, evening-leaning
Aroma and Flavor
Dante's Inferno opens with a rich cookies-and-cream sweetness pulled directly from its Oreoz parent — warm, doughy, and dessert-like. Cracking the bud releases the myrcene-driven herbal-fruity foundation underneath, layered with citrus from limonene and a soft floral-lavender finish from linalool. The α-cedrene contributes a subtle cedar-spice warmth that gives the strain its namesake "infernal" character.
On combustion or vapor, the flavor follows the nose: sweet cream and cookie notes up front, gas and earth in the mid-palate, and a smooth floral-pine exhale.
Effects and Usage
This is an evening-leaning hybrid. The combination of 29.944% THCa with a myrcene-dominant terpene stack drives a heavy-body relaxation that softens tension without immediate sedation. Users typically report a warm euphoric onset that gradually settles into deep physical calm — well suited to unwinding, watching something, or preparing for sleep.
Pacing tip: start low. At this potency, less is more — particularly for users newer to high-THCa flower.
Strain Background
Dante's Inferno is the product of a Clearwater Genetics × Tiki Madman collaboration that crossed Oreoz (Cookies and Cream × Secret Weapon) with Devil Driver (Sundae Driver × Melonade). The pairing was engineered to deliver Oreoz's signature cookies-and-cream sweetness alongside Devil Driver's potent dessert-fruit complexity, with an Indica-dominant lean.
Grown in living soil — a no-till, microbiome-driven method that produces the most expressive terpene profiles and cleanest finished flower — this batch represents the strain at full aromatic and cannabinoid potential.
Lab Tested and Verified
- Lab: Cannabis Chem Lab (Flandreau, SD — Lic# 25ESTC0623)
- Sample ID: 2603CCH0476.2685 (cannabinoids) / 2603CCH0476.2686 (terpenes)
- Date Tested: 03/30/2026
- THCa: 29.944%
- Δ9-THC: 0.260%
- Total THC: 26.521%
- Total Cannabinoids: 31.959%
- Total Terpenes: 1.940%
- Moisture: 6.2%
- Water Activity: 0.447 aw
A full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Dante's Inferno Indica or Sativa?
Dante's Inferno is an Indica-dominant hybrid (approximately 70/30 Indica/Sativa). The dominant β-myrcene terpene reinforces its relaxing, evening-leaning character.
What does Dante's Inferno taste like?
Sweet cookies and cream up front, followed by an earthy-fuel mid-palate from the Oreoz lineage, finishing with a soft floral-pine exhale. Limonene contributes a bright citrus accent.
What is the dominant terpene in Dante's Inferno?
β-Myrcene at 0.66% is the dominant terpene, making up 33.9% of the total terpene profile. Limonene and Linalool round out the top three.
What are the parents of Dante's Inferno?
Dante's Inferno is a cross of Oreoz (Cookies and Cream × Secret Weapon) and Devil Driver (Sundae Driver × Melonade), bred by Clearwater Genetics in collaboration with Tiki Madman.
How potent is Dante's Inferno?
This batch tests at 29.944% THCa with 31.959% total cannabinoids — placing it firmly in the top-shelf potency tier.
Storage Instructions
Store Dante's Inferno in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Keep away from direct sunlight and heat to preserve the myrcene, linalool, and limonene terpene content. Seal tightly between uses.
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All thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.
Legal and Medical Disclaimer
This product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.
