{"product_id":"dantes-inferno","title":"Dante's Inferno (29.944%) THCa Flower","description":"\u003ch1\u003eDante's Inferno (29.944% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower\u003c\/h1\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDante's Inferno\u003c\/strong\u003e is an Indica-dominant hybrid THCa flower strain bred from \u003cstrong\u003eOreoz × Devil Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e — a collaboration between Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman. This living soil batch tests at \u003cstrong\u003e29.944% THCa\u003c\/strong\u003e with \u003cstrong\u003e1.940% total terpenes\u003c\/strong\u003e, anchored by a heavy myrcene-led profile that delivers the deeply relaxing, dessert-forward experience this lineage is famous for.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eOverview\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eDante's Inferno earns its reputation through one of the most classic indica-leaning hybrid terpene stacks available. The dominant terpenes are \u003cstrong\u003eβ-Myrcene (0.66%), Limonene (0.42%), Linalool (0.22%), α-Cedrene (0.20%), α-Humulene (0.08%)\u003c\/strong\u003e — a myrcene-forward profile balanced by citrus brightness, lavender-soft linalool, and an unusual cedar-spice undertone from α-Cedrene. The result is a strain that smells like warm cookie dough wrapped in earthy fuel and finished with a soft floral exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAt 0.66% β-myrcene, this batch sits at the high end of the spectrum for relaxation-driving terpene content — well above the 0.5% threshold often cited for that characteristic \"couch\" effect.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePotency:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.944% THCa\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.521%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal CBD:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.054%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.959%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.940%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e β-Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, α-Cedrene, α-Humulene\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eType:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indica-Dominant Hybrid\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Living Soil\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLineage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Oreoz × Devil Driver (Clearwater Genetics × Tiki Madman)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExperience:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-bodied relaxation, euphoric, dessert-sweet, evening-leaning\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eAroma and Flavor\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eDante's Inferno opens with a rich cookies-and-cream sweetness pulled directly from its Oreoz parent — warm, doughy, and dessert-like. Cracking the bud releases the myrcene-driven herbal-fruity foundation underneath, layered with citrus from limonene and a soft floral-lavender finish from linalool. The α-cedrene contributes a subtle cedar-spice warmth that gives the strain its namesake \"infernal\" character.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOn combustion or vapor, the flavor follows the nose: sweet cream and cookie notes up front, gas and earth in the mid-palate, and a smooth floral-pine exhale.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eEffects and Usage\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis is an evening-leaning hybrid. The combination of 29.944% THCa with a myrcene-dominant terpene stack drives a heavy-body relaxation that softens tension without immediate sedation. Users typically report a warm euphoric onset that gradually settles into deep physical calm — well suited to unwinding, watching something, or preparing for sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003ePacing tip: start low. At this potency, less is more — particularly for users newer to high-THCa flower.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eStrain Background\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eDante's Inferno is the product of a Clearwater Genetics × Tiki Madman collaboration that crossed \u003cstrong\u003eOreoz\u003c\/strong\u003e (Cookies and Cream × Secret Weapon) with \u003cstrong\u003eDevil Driver\u003c\/strong\u003e (Sundae Driver × Melonade). The pairing was engineered to deliver Oreoz's signature cookies-and-cream sweetness alongside Devil Driver's potent dessert-fruit complexity, with an Indica-dominant lean.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eGrown in living soil — a no-till, microbiome-driven method that produces the most expressive terpene profiles and cleanest finished flower — this batch represents the strain at full aromatic and cannabinoid potential.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eLab Tested and Verified\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLab:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cannabis Chem Lab (Flandreau, SD — Lic# 25ESTC0623)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSample ID:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2603CCH0476.2685 (cannabinoids) \/ 2603CCH0476.2686 (terpenes)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDate Tested:\u003c\/strong\u003e 03\/30\/2026\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTHCa:\u003c\/strong\u003e 29.944%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eΔ9-THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.260%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal THC:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26.521%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Cannabinoids:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31.959%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.940%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoisture:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.2%\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWater Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.447 aw\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eA full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Dante's Inferno Indica or Sativa?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dante's Inferno is an Indica-dominant hybrid (approximately 70\/30 Indica\/Sativa). The dominant β-myrcene terpene reinforces its relaxing, evening-leaning character.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Dante's Inferno taste like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Sweet cookies and cream up front, followed by an earthy-fuel mid-palate from the Oreoz lineage, finishing with a soft floral-pine exhale. Limonene contributes a bright citrus accent.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the dominant terpene in Dante's Inferno?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e β-Myrcene at 0.66% is the dominant terpene, making up 33.9% of the total terpene profile. Limonene and Linalool round out the top three.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the parents of Dante's Inferno?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Dante's Inferno is a cross of Oreoz (Cookies and Cream × Secret Weapon) and Devil Driver (Sundae Driver × Melonade), bred by Clearwater Genetics in collaboration with Tiki Madman.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow potent is Dante's Inferno?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e This batch tests at 29.944% THCa with 31.959% total cannabinoids — placing it firmly in the top-shelf potency tier.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eStorage Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eStore Dante's Inferno in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Keep away from direct sunlight and heat to preserve the myrcene, linalool, and limonene terpene content. Seal tightly between uses.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003ethisthat CBD Quality Standards\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eAll thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003chr\u003e \u003ch2\u003eLegal and Medical Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. 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