Chem De La Chem (38.92%) THCa Flower

CHEM DE LA CHEM: HYPER-POTENT SATIVA FOR EXTREME MENTAL CLARITY

Chem de la Chem brings pure rocket fuel to your daily flow. Clocking in at a staggering 38.9% THCa, this elite sativa delivers intense cerebral energy with clear-headed focus and a sharp terpene kick. Grown hydroponically and slow-cured for density and freshness, Chem de la Chem hits with bold notes of lime, pine, cinnamon, and clove, supported by a terpene profile exceeding 3.19%. This strain is best suited for seasoned smokers looking for a no-joke daytime option—one that boosts productivity, creativity, and motivation without drag.

STRAIN OVERVIEW

Genetics: High-test sativa (Chemdawg lineage influence)
Type: Sativa
Aroma: Lime, hops, pine, clove, cinnamon
Flavor: Sharp citrus inhale with a spicy-diesel backend and earthy pine notes

LAB-TESTED POTENCY & CANNABINOID PROFILE

• Total Cannabinoids: 39.121%

• THCa: 38.921%

• Δ9-THC: 0.200%

• CBD: Not detected

• Total THC (post-decarb): ~34.4%

Each jar includes a third-party Certificate of Analysis validating potency, compliance, and purity.

EFFECTS & BENEFITS

• Mental Elevation: Clarity, focus, and motivation without fog

• Creative Flow: Ideal for brainstorming, working, or artistic output

• Energetic Relief: Mild physical relaxation while your mind stays sharp

• Daytime Power: Perfect for wake-and-bake routines or demanding schedules

WHY CHEM DE LA CHEM FROM THISTHAT CBD

• Hydroponic Grown: Clean inputs, optimal yield, terpene-rich development

• Monster Potency: 38.9% THCa and 3.19% terpenes = no fluff

• Flavor Integrity: Limonene, caryophyllene, myrcene, and pine-forward terps

• Batch-Tested: Verified with up-to-date, transparent lab data

HOW TO USE

• Smoke or Vape: Unlocks the full terpene intensity and fast-acting uplift

• Decarb for Edibles: Potent starting point for energetic edibles

• Perfect For: Productive workdays, outdoor missions, or getting sh*t done

STORAGE TIPS

Keep in a sealed, airtight jar in a cool, dark place. Add a humidity pack to retain flavor and cannabinoid profile.

LEGAL COMPLIANCE

This product contains less than 0.3% Δ9 THC and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Must be 21+ to purchase. Always verify local regulations.

DISCLAIMER

This is an extremely high-THCa sativa flower. Intended for experienced users. Do not operate machinery or drive while under the influence. Consult a physician before use if pregnant, nursing, or on medication.