Neptune's Taint (28.253% THCa) – Premium THCa Flower

Neptune's Taint is an Indica-dominant hybrid THCa flower strain born from Purple Nepal × Blueberry genetics. This hydroponically grown batch tests at 28.253% THCa with an exceptional 3.242% total terpenes — the highest terpene count in our current lineup and one of the richest aromatic profiles available in premium hemp flower today. β-Caryophyllene leads at over 1% on its own, supported by sweet blueberry-floral undertones from the legendary Blueberry parent.

Overview

Neptune's Taint is, plainly, a terpene event. At 3.242% total terpenes, this batch sits above 99% of commercial hemp flower in aromatic concentration. The dominant terpenes are β-Caryophyllene (1.036%), β-Myrcene (0.629%), Limonene (0.570%), Linalool (0.396%), α-Humulene (0.338%), α-Pinene (0.111%) — a heavyweight caryophyllene-led profile with primary aromas of cinnamon, clove, lime, lavender, and hops.

Caryophyllene above 1% is rare and notable: it's the only terpene that also acts as a cannabinoid (binding to CB2 receptors), and at this concentration it contributes meaningfully to the strain's distinct calming, body-focused character.

Highlights

• Potency: 28.253% THCa
• Total THC: 25.020%
• Total CBD: 0.030%
• Total Cannabinoids: 30.137%
• Total Terpenes: 3.242% (highest in current lineup)
• Top Terpenes: β-Caryophyllene, β-Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, α-Humulene, α-Pinene
• Primary Aromas: Cinnamon, Clove, Lime, Lavender, Hops
• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (~60/40)
• Grow Method: Hydroponic (cold-cured)
• Lineage: Purple Nepal × Blueberry
• Experience: Deep body relaxation, mood-lifting, blueberry-sweet

Aroma and Flavor

The first impression of Neptune's Taint is the sheer density of the aroma. Crack the jar and you get layers — sweet blueberry-floral up front from the Blueberry lineage, warm spice (cinnamon and clove from caryophyllene), bright citrus-lime brightness from limonene, and a soft lavender-hops finish from linalool and humulene. The result is full-bodied and unmistakably indica-flavored, but more aromatic and complex than typical purple-leaning strains.

On combustion, the flavor mirrors the nose: sweet berry leading, spice and citrus in the mid-palate, smooth floral exhale.

Effects and Usage

Neptune's Taint delivers a deep, body-centered relaxation that doesn't pin users to the couch. The caryophyllene-myrcene-linalool combination is particularly noted for stress-easing and muscle-relaxing properties, while the limonene component contributes mood elevation that keeps the experience from sliding into pure sedation.

This is a versatile late-afternoon to evening strain — strong enough for end-of-day decompression, balanced enough for social settings with friends.

Strain Background

Neptune's Taint comes from a Purple Nepal × Blueberry cross — a lineage that pulls landrace indica genetics (Purple Nepal) into one of cannabis's most celebrated flavor strains (Blueberry by DJ Short, dating to the late 1970s). The pairing produces a 60/40 indica-dominant phenotype with intensely expressive berry-floral terpene production.

This batch was grown hydroponically and cold-cured to maximize terpene retention. Hydroponic cultivation gives precise nutrient control and clean expression; cold curing locks in volatile aromatics that would otherwise off-gas during a warm cure. Together, those choices are why this batch hit 3.242% total terpenes.

Lab Tested and Verified

• Lab (Cannabinoids): Cannabis Chem Lab (Flandreau, SD — Lic# 25ESTC0623)
• Sample ID (Cannabinoids): 2511CCH1064.7286
• Date Tested (Cannabinoids): 11/14/2025
• Lab (Terpenes): New Bloom Labs (Chattanooga, TN — TN DEA# RN0563975)
• Sample ID (Terpenes): 03-26-2024-47952W5518
• THCa: 28.253%
• Δ9-THC: 0.242%
• Total THC: 25.020%
• Total Cannabinoids: 30.137%
• Total Terpenes: 3.242%
• Moisture: 6.2%
• Water Activity: 0.447 aw

A full Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available — see the linked PDF on this product page.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Neptune's Taint Indica or Sativa?
Neptune's Taint is an Indica-dominant hybrid, approximately 60% Indica / 40% Sativa.

What does Neptune's Taint taste like?
Sweet blueberry leading, warm cinnamon and clove spice from caryophyllene, bright lime from limonene, and a soft lavender-hops finish. Among the most complex aromatic profiles in our lineup.

What is the dominant terpene in Neptune's Taint?
β-Caryophyllene at over 1% — a rare concentration. Caryophyllene is the only terpene that also acts as a cannabinoid (binding to CB2 receptors).

What are the parents of Neptune's Taint?
Purple Nepal × Blueberry. Blueberry is a DJ Short classic from the late 1970s; Purple Nepal contributes the landrace indica backbone.

How potent is Neptune's Taint?
This batch tests at 28.253% THCa with an exceptional 3.242% total terpenes — placing it in the top tier for both potency and aromatic complexity.

Storage Instructions

With a 3.242% terpene load, protecting this strain from heat, light, and oxygen is essential. Store Neptune's Taint in an airtight container in a cool, dark, dry environment. Seal tightly between uses and minimize headroom in the container.

thisthat CBD Quality Standards

All thisthat CBD flower is slow-cured, hand-trimmed, and third-party lab tested. Our products comply with federal hemp regulations and are shipped discreetly to qualifying states. Each batch is evaluated for potency, moisture balance, and overall quality before it reaches you.

Legal and Medical Disclaimer

This product contains hemp-derived THCa and complies with the 2018 Farm Bill. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Must be 21+. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Check local laws before purchasing or consuming.